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'gator Country Post by :Harry_Potter Category :Funny Stories Author :Unknown Date :April 2012 Read :1152

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'gator Country

A young blonde was on vacation in the depthsof Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuinealligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no-haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out andcatch my own alligator so I can get a pair ofshoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeepersaid, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed forthe swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots the young womanstanding waist deep in the water, shotgun inhand.

Just then, he sees a huge nine-footalligator swimming quickly toward her. Shetakes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.

Laying nearby were several more of the deadcreatures. The shopkeeper watches inamazement.

Just then the blonde flips thealligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out,"Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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