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'bluebeard' "bluebeard"

'bluebeard'
YES, I am Bluebeard, and my name Is one that children cannot stand; Yet once I used to be so tame I'd eat out of a person's hand; So gentle was I wont to be A Curate might have played with me. People... Poems - Post by : alfiee - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1194

The Stern Parent The Stern Parent

The Stern Parent
FATHER heard his Children scream, So he threw them in the stream, Saying, as he drowned the third, "Children should be seen, not heard!"(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Stern Parent... Poems - Post by : ubupats - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 987

Nurse's Mistake Nurse's Mistake

Nurse's Mistake
NURSE, who peppered baby's face (She mistook it for a muffin), Held her tongue and kept her place, "Laying low and sayin' nuffin'"; Mother, seeing baby blinded, Said, "Oh, nurse, how absent-minded!"(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Nurse's Mistake... Poems - Post by : oxley - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 2610

Appreciation Appreciation

Appreciation
AUNTIE, did you feel no pain Falling from that apple tree? Will you do it, please, again? 'Cos my friend here didn't see.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Appreciation... Poems - Post by : gtpinc - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 635

Jim; Or, The Deferred Luncheon Party Jim; Or, The Deferred Luncheon Party

Jim; Or, The Deferred Luncheon Party
WHEN the line he tried to cross, The express ran into Jim; Bitterly I mourn his loss-- I was to have lunched with him.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Jim; Or, The Deferred Luncheon Party... Poems - Post by : hambonewc - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 2165

Tender-heartedness Tender-heartedness

Tender-heartedness
BILLY, in one of his nice new sashes,Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;Now, although the room grows chilly,I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Tender-Heartedness... Poems - Post by : RonDesorcy - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 974

The Perils Of Obesity The Perils Of Obesity

The Perils Of Obesity
YESTERDAY my gun exploded When I thought it wasn't loaded; Near my wife I pressed the trigger, Chipped a fragment off her figure; 'Course I'm sorry, and all that, But she shouldn't be so fat. "Now, although the room grows chilly,... Poems - Post by : sfifabian - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 2944

Misfortunes Never Come Singly Misfortunes Never Come Singly

Misfortunes Never Come Singly
MAKING toast at the fireside,Nurse fell in the grate and died;And, what makes it ten times worse,All the toast was burned with nurse.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Misfortunes Never Come Singly... Poems - Post by : anthony1776 - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 3626

Scorching John Scorching John

Scorching John
JOHN, who rode his Dunlop tire O'er the head of sweet Maria, When she writhed in frightful pain, Had to blow it out again.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Scorching John... Poems - Post by : aaabyss - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 3116

Unselfishness Unselfishness

Unselfishness
ALL those who see my children say, "What sweet, what kind, what charming elves!" They are so thoughtful, too, for they Are always thinking of themselves. It must be ages since I ceased To wonder which I liked the least. Such is their... Poems - Post by : Mo658 - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1707

Necessity Necessity

Necessity
LATE last night I slew my wife,Stretched her on the parquet flooring;I was loath to take her life,But I had to stop her snoring.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Necessity... Poems - Post by : luckystrike23 - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1519

The Fond Father The Fond Father

The Fond Father
OF Baby I was very fond,She'd won her father's heart;So, when she fell into the pond,It gave me quite a start.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Fond Father... Poems - Post by : OptIn2003 - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 2246

La Course Interrompue La Course Interrompue

La Course Interrompue
I. JEAN qui allait a Dijon (Il montait en bicyclette) Rencontra un gros lion Qui se faisait la toilette.II. Voila Jean qui tombe a terre Et le lion le digère! *... Poems - Post by : spyder - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 2188

Self-sacrifice Self-sacrifice

Self-sacrifice
FATHER, chancing to chastise His indignant daughter Sue, Said, "I hope you realize That this hurts me more than you." Susan straightway ceased to roar. "If that's really true," said she, "I can stand a good deal more;... Poems - Post by : derrickt - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1963

Aunt Eliza Aunt Eliza

Aunt Eliza
IN the drinking-well(Which the plumber built her)Aunt Eliza fell,--We must buy a filter.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Aunt Eliza... Poems - Post by : Paddy_Kelly - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1388

Inconsiderate Hannah Inconsiderate Hannah

Inconsiderate Hannah
NAUGHTY little Hannah said She could make her grandma whistle, So, that night, inside her bed Placed some nettles and a thistle. Though dear grandma quite infirm is, Heartless Hannah watched her settle, With her poor old epidermis Resting up against a nettle. Suddenly she reached the thistle! My! you should have heard her whistle! * * * * * A successful plan was Hannah's, But I cannot praise her manners.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Inconsiderate Hannah... Poems - Post by : therd3 - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1253

Impetuous Samuel Impetuous Samuel

Impetuous Samuel
SAM had spirits naught could check, And to-day, at breakfast, he Broke his baby sister's neck,So he shan't have jam for tea!(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Impetuous Samuel... Poems - Post by : surefire5 - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1036

Uncle Joe Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe
AN Angel bore dear Uncle Joe To rest beyond the stars. I miss him, oh! I miss him so,-- He had such good cigars.(The end)Harry Graham's poem: Uncle Joe... Poems - Post by : kruenterprisess - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1275

Author's Preface Author's Preface

Author's Preface
WITH guilty, conscience-stricken tears I offer up these rhymes of mine To children of maturer years (From Seventeen to Ninety-nine). A special solace may they be In days of second infancy. The frenzied mother who observes... Poems - Post by : muslyn - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1601

Dedicated To P. P. Dedicated To P. P.

Dedicated To P. P.
("Qui connait son sourire a connu le parfait.") I NEED no Comments of the Press, No critic's cursory caress, No paragraphs my book to bless With praise, or ban with curses, So long as You, for whom I write, Whose single notice I... Poems - Post by : BobTeske - Date : November 2011 - Author : Harry Graham - Read : 1948