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Fritz Goes Farming Fritz Goes Farming

Fritz Goes Farming
May, 1918 Mine Katrina,--So long since I write, You vill tink I am dead maybe yet; If I never come back from dis fight, Den some udder old feller you get. Vell I tells you de reason, mine frau, Vy already mine letters vill shtop, Ven John Bull soon finds oudt I can plow Den he vant me to put in de crop. In de vorld... Poems - Post by : Pavel - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 2734

Fritz Warns The Kaiser Fritz Warns The Kaiser

Fritz Warns The Kaiser
Mine dear Kaiser,--Dose tings vas a fake, Ven you shtart oop dat untersea show Und already a pardnership make Mit Von Tirpitz, Von Teufel and Co. Ven de try dis same game vonce pefore, Soon ve lose all dose subs dat ve had, Und dis time ve vill lose dem some more, For now even dose Yanks haf got mad. Some advice I vould give to you yet,... Poems - Post by : Ibiobiz - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 716

The Kaiser Again Consults Fritz The Kaiser Again Consults Fritz

The Kaiser Again Consults Fritz
Mine dear Fritz,--Your advice ven I take, Und I try dot goot beace talk to shtart, Den dose fellers all call it a fake, For dey say it don't come from mine heart; Vat's de ting to do next, I don't know, Mit dose bull-headed English und French, Dey shoost tink dey're de whole of de show Since they pounded us oudt of some trench. Dey are licking us... Poems - Post by : dlewis - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 3165

When Will It End When Will It End

When Will It End
November, 1916Von Krink tells Fritz when the War will end. Ven you tinks dis beeg var vill get done? (Dat's de ting you hear efryone say.) Britty soon vill dey lay down de gun, So I home mit Katrina can shtay? Vell, I tells you mine friends, vot I tink, Dat de Kaiser don't know, nor de Czar, So I shpeak mit dat feller, Von Krink, Shoost how soon... Poems - Post by : digitalgoods - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 2555

Fritz On The English Fritz On The English

Fritz On The English
Ven I fights mit dose Englishmans yet, Dere vas tings vy I nefer can't see, Und, dis time I'm certain, you bet! Either dey must pe crazy or me. Dey vill bay von beeg price for a king, But as soon as he put on his crown, Und vould try to pe doing some ting, Dey say,--"Go avay pack und sit down." Ven dey get all dose blace in... Poems - Post by : princejeremi - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 2465

Fritz Admits Ignorance Fritz Admits Ignorance

Fritz Admits Ignorance
Dis old vorld is von uncertain blace, Dere is so many tings ve don't know, Ven ve shtart oudt to travel de pace, Ve can't tell shoost how far ve vill go, Ve don't know, from de vay a man valks, How mooch money dat feller may get, Und dose chaps mit de very smooth talks May haf schemes in deir heads maype yet. Ven some leetle birds shtand... Poems - Post by : siamrick - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 3317

Fritz Advises The Kaiser Fritz Advises The Kaiser

Fritz Advises The Kaiser
Mine dear Kaiser,--I'm telling you straight, Dat ve nefer can vin dis beeg fight, Dough de Faderland armies vas great, Dere is udders dat's greater, all right, Shoost you make de goot beace britty soon, Right avay, or you notting haf got; Ven you sups mit de teufel, de spoon Vill already, somedimes get too hot. Shoost cut oudt dat beeg strafe dat you make,... Poems - Post by : hotspot - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 845

Fritz Hears From The Kaiser Fritz Hears From The Kaiser

Fritz Hears From The Kaiser
Yaw, de Kaiser he write me von day, Shoost so soon he find oudt he get shtuck; First his letters dey come mit de dray, Now de're filling von beeg motor truck, Soon, already, I dells him vot's drue, Dat some tings don't look goot in dis fight, Den der Kaiser he feel britty plue, Und like dis vay to me he vill write. "Mine dear Fritz,--Since Von Tirp... Poems - Post by : mybargainstore - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 3364

Fritz Is Learning Fritz Is Learning

Fritz Is Learning
Vile I vait in his hospital yard For dose holes in mine back to fill up, Den mine brain it vould vork pritty hard, Like von vagon dat climbs de hill up. Vill dis var soon get done, I don't know, So some more mine Katrina vill shmile, Vonce we tought ve vould vin long ago But ve're learning some tings, all de vile. Dere seems millions of men... Poems - Post by : rayzbiz.com - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 1129

Fritz Can't Furshtay Fritz Can't Furshtay

Fritz Can't Furshtay
Seems like someting go wrong mit mine head Since de day ven I make de beeg fight, Und mine heart gets so heafy like lead Ven I dries some more bieces to write. Dot is vy I so seldom don't wrote 'Bout some tings dat vill happen to me Since dose shells, vot you call? get mine goat, Und I am only von left out of tree. Dot Canadian... Poems - Post by : launch3 - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 2917

Fritz Learns About Canada Fritz Learns About Canada

Fritz Learns About Canada
Vot's de use for some beeples to blow, Und to make some beeg fools mit demselves Ven already de tings dey don't know Vould soon fill all de books on de shelves? Ven I'm oudt in de hospital yard, Und go unter de tree mit de rest, Den I shmoke, und I blay some more card Mit von chap from de Canada Vest. Dis here feller, his name is... Poems - Post by : 1090ww - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 2212

Katrina Replies Katrina Replies

Katrina Replies
Mine dear Fritz,--Vot to tink I don't know, Ven dose hospital letters I get, But mine tears dey vill run britty shlow, Till I hear some tings different yet, Ven you're sick like you tries to make oudt, Vot you vant mit some shmeircase to eat, Und pork sausages, coffee and kraut Und limburger und pickled pig's feet? I shoost tink you contented might shtay,... Poems - Post by : keymaster - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 2193

Fritz Writes Again Fritz Writes Again

Fritz Writes Again
Dear Katrina,--Dis letter you get So already you know how I vas; Vell, dere's von ting dat troubles me yet, Und I tells you de reason pecause; Dose nurse doctors you tink vas so gay Haf de heaves, und blind staggers und gout, Und dey trow dose nice cabbage avay Dat vould make me some goot saur-kraut. Und de limburger cheese dat you sent,... Poems - Post by : coastal99 - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 3102

Katrina Replies To Fritz Katrina Replies To Fritz

Katrina Replies To Fritz
Mine dear Fritz: It shoost makes me feel plue Ven I get me dat letter you write, For already mine fears haf come true Dat you maype get hurt in dis fight, Vot's de use so you make de beeg splash, Und you hold de whole trench py your self? Dat don't put no more meat in mine hash Und not any more pread on mine shelf. Do you... Poems - Post by : ultballa - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 2262

Fritz Writes To His Frau Fritz Writes To His Frau

Fritz Writes To His Frau
Dear Katrina--Dis letter I write From von hospital, somevere in France, For I get so proke oop in de fight Dat dis maype vill be mine last chance. Vell, I hold von whole trench py mineself, Mit some poys dat shoost come to de front; Britty soon dey get laid on de shelf, Den your Fritz have to do be beeg shtunt. Ven I shoot all dose English and... Poems - Post by : samba - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 812

Fritz Philosophizes Fritz Philosophizes

Fritz Philosophizes
Since I'm held in his hospital up, Mine poor back full mit shrapnel und lead Ven I tink of der Kaiser und Krupp, Dere's a ting dat von't come troo mine head. Vot already I'm tinking aboudt, To pelieve in mine heart I can't yet, But de more dat I knows I find oudt Vy dose Englishmans frightened don't get. Ve haf guns dat vill shoot forty miles,... Poems - Post by : andrea_hayhurst - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 2557

Fritz In The Hospital Fritz In The Hospital

Fritz In The Hospital
Ven der Kaiser his var bugles blow, Und say: "Fritz, to de front you must go," Den it vasn't so strange, I vas glad for de change; But I hope mine Katrina don't know. Britty soon ve're de whole of de show, Und like vater dose goot liquors flow; Ven, mit vine und champaigne Ve got drunk in Louvain, Dere vas tings mine Katrina don't know.... Poems - Post by : trost - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 3317

The Kaiser Consults Fritz The Kaiser Consults Fritz

The Kaiser Consults Fritz
October, 1915 Ven der Kaiser vould shtart some beeg shtunt, All dose shwells den soon come to de front, Und de prince, und de king Seem to be de whole ting, Mit old Fritz at de heel of de hunt. But somedimes ven de Kaiser's in doubt, Und already can't find his vay oudt; Ven dose hard shpots he hits, Den he say--"Mine dear Fritz,... Poems - Post by : wisikh - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 1397

Fritz Has Another Grouch Fritz Has Another Grouch

Fritz Has Another Grouch
(The Germans say that if it hadn't been for the Canadian Rats they would have got through to Calais.--News Item.) Dere's a ting dat I'll nefer furshtay. Ven ve shtart oop dat goot poison gas, Vy dose Rats don't get oudt of de vay, So us Shermans to Ypres can pass. Ven ve shoots all our cartridge avay, Dat's already deir time to retreat; Vot's de use so ve make de beeg fight,... Poems - Post by : freclik - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 2259

Fritz Finds Fault Fritz Finds Fault

Fritz Finds Fault
("Canadians are using lacrosse sticks to throw hand grenades into German trenches."--News Item.) "Dere is some tings not right in dis schrap, For dose English and French don't fight fair Ven dey pring in de Turco and Jap Und de Hindu and beeg Russian bear; But already us goot Sherman mans Ve vas ending dot var britty quick, Till dey shtart oop some more dirty blans, Ven dose poys... Poems - Post by : swinnie999 - Date : November 2011 - Author : Abner Cosens - Read : 1806